Sunday, July 27, 2014

m0rphlne:

sinnersleadtheway:

In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts

Yes

azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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sexlovemarijuana:

bakakarat:

Forgive me, I’m trying to find
My calling, I’m calling at night
I don’t mean to be a bother, but 
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I just fuckin died lol

sexlovemarijuana:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

True

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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sexlovemarijuana:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

Lol this is better than the video of Obama being asked “do you wanna hit this” on tv

sexlovemarijuana:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

Lol this is better than the video of Obama being asked “do you wanna hit this” on tv

greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

(Source: youtube.com)

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor)